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View All Photos View All Videos Madagascar Quotes Marty the Zebra: Oh sugar honey ice tea! Marty the Zebra: When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone! Alex the Lion: Marty!

Marty the Zebra: Alex! Alex the Lion: Mar. Marty the Zebra: Alex? Marty the Zebra: Oh suger honey ice tea! Melman the Giraffe: I just counted twenty six invade health violations. Marty the Zebra: I don't know, this place is crack a liking.

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Melman the Giraffe: Twenty seven! King Julien: shows dead human Don't you just love the people.

Not a very lively bunch though. King Julien: [shows dead human] Don't you just love the people King Julien: Everyone shush noisethat's right shush noise how's making that noise!. Oh it's me again. King Julien: Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise!

Melman the Giraffe: Coming out of public bathroom Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look shows to quotes urinal shop cleaner on his tungue free mints. Melman the Giraffe: [coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these Madagascar little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.

Cant top that. Can't top that. Melman the Giraffe: I'm getting funny. I'm just going to sit here an- falls alseep. Melman the Giraffe: I'm getting tired I'm just going to sit here an. King Julien: the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat theres always plan B shows Mort.

King Julien: [the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. King Julien: I created a ingenious plan, to see if these are savage, killers Mort: being thrown into the open No! Mort: [being thrown into the open] No! King Julien: Welcome to Madagascar. Marty the Zebra: Mada-who-ah?

King Julien: No. Not who-ah. Alex the Lion: [To Mort] Hi there!

Alex the Lion: [to Mort] Hi there! Mort: [Starts crying]. Mort: [starts crying]. Gloria the Hippo: Oh, did that mean lion hurt you? Mort: [Sad] Yeah Mort: [sad] Yeah Gloria the Hippo: Oh I could just dunk you in my coffee! Alex the Lion: Be sure to visit my web site. Watch me sleep. Marty the Zebra: [Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer] Aw a thermometer!

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I love it Melman, I love it! Melman the Giraffe: I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?

Marty the Zebra: Motherf Marty the Zebra: [doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet. Alex the Lion: Shut up Spalding!

Maurice: [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody. Melman the Giraffe: Hey! Hey, you guys!

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That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! Marty the Zebra: Did you ever think that there might be more to life than steak, Alex?

Alex the Lion: [to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no. Alex the Lion: 27, 28, 29, Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved.

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Good night! Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman. Alex the Lion: [Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too! Alex the Lion: Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to! Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt!

Alex the Lion: No I'm not.

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Marty the Zebra: Yes you are! Alex the Lion: Because the penguins are psychotic!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now? King Julien: Wake up, Mr.